potato

What my mother must scrub her DVDs with before she gives them to us to watch, resulting in a scratched specimen that skips, misses, and freezes at inopportune moments.

Jesus, honey look at this. My fucking mother must have polished her DVDs with a fucking potato again!

by Nancy Botwin January 11, 2008

Potato

Another way of describing the knuckle-touching aspect of respect.

Me: Potato me my grain-rin.
Friend: Sure man.

by Murray Lewis November 20, 2003

potato

Someone who isn't smart.

It's logical because potatoes aren't smart.

Michael: Jordan you are a potato.

Jordan: haha Michael you are funny!

by NIESMAN September 9, 2014

Potato

A level of stupidness that goes beyond that of going completely retarded for a minute

Carlos just went potato he doesn't know what "ft" means in a song

by Theo47481 March 14, 2014

Potato

Also known as a spirit animal for many people.

My spirit animal is a potato and it is also a banana's spirit animal too.

by Do a barrel role May 26, 2017

potatoing

when you throw potatos out of you car window at other cars and people not as good as egging tho

we went potatoing last nite

by gob shite May 23, 2005

Potato

He can be a dick but he is funny and sometimes annoying but he is cool and he isnt very bad looking but I'm not gonna say hes hot tho and hes the meme god.

Me:Hey potato do you wanna play ps4

Potato:yaeh sure

by Marco anthony March 14, 2019