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Posing

She wanted to look tough posing with her carbine in the picture.
by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
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swag pose

Three fingers (index/middle/ring) placed on the lower face often one finger placed on the nose, one on the top lip and one on the chin.
*peace sign pose*

"Oh I thought you was doing the swag pose then"
by Swagposequeen January 26, 2014
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Top G Pose

A confident and humorous stance or pose, characterized by a playful but assertive demeanor. Typically used by those who think that they are players. However, that claim has no evidence in the conceivable universe, therefore, the person imitating the Top G Pose, is a fool, who gets no bitches.
Ahmed did the Top G Pose, what a fucking idiot
by HondaCivicEP2 February 12, 2023
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Hoe Pose

The female pose where they keep one leg straight, slightly bend the other one, and put one hand on their hip because they think it makes them look attractive for some reason.
“Tonight was such a great night, let’s take a selfie!!”
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*

“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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Market Pose

The poses one takes, in pictures or social media, when they are ready and available to attract mates in the wild. The pose is meant to make them appear socially or sexually available to those that are interested. Females typically pose showing some skin, showing underwear, wearing makeup, reddish lipstick, use photoshop, or a combination of all of that. Males don't have typical behavior that is readily analogous.
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Guy: Dang, Jessica Alba is suddenly showing some skin in her pictures!

Girl: Yeah ...kinda slutty if you ask me.

Guy: ...I think I can see part of her bra strap!!!

Girl: That's just her hair...

Guy: Look at those big, red lips! OMG!

Girl: That's photoshopped! This is her market pose ...Are you listening?

Guy: Damn! I didn't know she was single, better hit that UP!
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A-Pose Gliding

This is when an NPC in a videogame is bound to a moving key while the animation for the movement has hung, creating the impression that the NPC is smoothly gliding across the ground while otherwise motionless.
Producer: So, bugs for today include random A-Pose Gliding on the forest map.
by k80theshade April 17, 2023
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i see a peng girl then i pose

WHEN YOU SEE A GOOD LOOKING GIRL AND YOU TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD
mANS nOT HOt maNs cAN NeVer BE hOt I SEE A PENG GIRL THEN I POSE
by hARrINig yOUrmOuF November 8, 2017
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