Poopie

A beautiful brown log made of food that comes out of your butthole 😚🤗

Elie : hey dude what is that on the floor ??
Angelina : oh that’s the poopie that I took on the floor !

Elie: ok ima eat it 🤗

by Angie42069 October 27, 2019

Pookied Out

The hangover brought on by a large amount of X"beans" the day before.Makes you feel like killing everything and anyone.

I was so pookied out i kicked the dog out the door.

by GoodbyeSoberDaySYN November 2, 2008

pooptie

a piece of shit car a.k.a. hooptie that has been filled with strategically placed poops as part of a practical joke or revenge plot.

Sheniqua: The clever fellows placed their own poop under the gas pedal, in the ash tray, beneath the driver's seat, and squeezed out another chocolate log on the backseat.

Milkman: Did they replace the windshield wiper fluid with diarrhea?

Sheniqua: Ummm....yep. I guess they turned that douchebag's car into a REALLLL pooptie.

by maskedbacktapper May 10, 2010

poopie poppin'

A phrase which is often used when something is very bad but very good at the same time. You don't want to go to school because it's poopie but you want to see that fit History teacher which is poppin'

My weekend's going to be poopie poppin'

by DancingCactus July 4, 2010

Poopie Queen

A Poopie Queen is a term of a person who is obsessed with pooping everywhere

for example: Jenna is a poopie queen because she loves poop and does it everywhere

by Barby butch November 13, 2011

POOKIE MISSION

To set out to do something trifling or illegal in order to make money.

Yo dawg, I aint smoke in 2 days. Im bout to hit this pookie mission so I can get a dimebag!!

Girrlll, my babydaddy is so trifling!!
Why now what he do??
Instead of getting a real job, this nigga out on a pookie mission to get the baby some diapers!
How he do that??
He sold all the games to the X-Box!!

by BfloHunnydew October 4, 2011

pooter hole

noun....the asshole. as in the "poop hole". Best used to describe a man's asshole in a cute and playfull way for a prudish wife/partner.

"Oh sweetie....can you buy double ply next time 'cause this dollar tree stuff hurts my pooter hole"

by Elf Rapist January 1, 2012