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POOCH

Noun
pooch (plural pooches)

(slang) A dog.
A dog of mixed breed; a mongrel.

File:Jack hicks, pooch.png|thumb|Pooch, to act pooch-ish, to impersonate a pooch
Jack IS A POOCH
by QP13FG August 17, 2018
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khuchi pooche

A person with male genitals dressed as a woman.
Bob met a khuchi pooche on the plane to Thailand.
by kountryfried February 27, 2021
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Pooched eggs

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs
by Tominator May 21, 2023
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Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.
Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
by The_law21 November 5, 2019
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Pooch

He kicked her in the pooch and gave her a stone child stunner.
by Benny Baltimore October 19, 2022
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POOCH

A POOCH is a man with a strong and handsome body who has been aura farming for many years whilst making sure to attend lots of Lily Phillips meet and jeets. A POOCH is always very fond of a cugno with their passionate love making abilities ruining friendships and relationships of other. A POOCH loves to read SMUT and listen to 432 HZ in his free time.
RAISE YOUR POOCH

hey look he's a massive Pooch

That Pooch is so sexy
by Sam's worst Nightmare February 13, 2025
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pissy pooch

A dog that will urinate at any given sign of hightened emotion
Her pissy pooch peed on himself as soon as I walked through the door!
by MzEarthBizkit July 14, 2022
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