most-podernism

Unintelligble post-modern literature.

The second article on Hermeneutic Dune Buggy Mechanics was a new incomprehsible low in the schizophrenic deserts of most-podernism.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

pederskin

a huge slut loves the cock sleeps with everyone and anything (animals arnt out of the question) always up for new sexual positions

that pederskin was such a crazy girl last night.

by pederskin lover November 21, 2010

podrick

A person, who has robotic and unemotional responses to human interaction. She/he doesn't get it. Clueless. Inability to interact with compassion for other people. An uncaring person is a podrick.

Jane said, "I love you" to her boyfriend and he said, "Thanks" What a podrick! self-centered

I asked Mike, "What do you think of this baby?" Mike said, " He has a large head." I expected that answer from a podrick.

by Grandma D December 3, 2013

Poony Poker

A Penis.

I tapped her with my poony poker.

by duke dynomite February 26, 2009

Loaf Poker

A male, typically homosexual, who enjoys giving anal.

Loaf: turd - as in "Pinch off a Loaf"
Poke: poke

Seth's back door is always open to a handsome loaf poker.

by DaAnonymous1 June 10, 2009

Poker Jew

Someone that, even though they know that they hold a very good hand, bets the smallest amount of their money possible. Poker Jews usually succeed in poker, for their tactics allow them to suck the money out of their opponents without losing much of their own winnings. Usually frustrates the opponent- leading into a long, drawn out game of poker. Involves massive bluffing in some occasions.

1. Even though Brad held a royal flush, he still only betted a dollar, making him a poker jew.

2. A: " I bet one dollar."

B: " Dude, I put down twenty. This game is going to go on forever."

A: " I win."

B: " Screw you, poker jew! "

by Michaelhunt4 July 19, 2010

arse poker

to be homosexual, also known as arse bandit,bum bandit

the dick or penis being put in another mans arse therefore making your dick an arse poker

by wee_ross May 4, 2006