love pistol

The shafted part of the male sex organ that is inserted into a woman's vagina (or a person's anus, mouth, ear, or armpit) for sexual intercourse and/or pleasure; the name also alludes to the fact that it "shoots" semen. See penis, wang, jonhson, prick, schlong, dick, ramrod, cock, man o' war.

To Rebecca's joy, Gary fired his love pistol into her face, showering her with rounds of manjuice.

by Solinox June 28, 2005

the sex pistols

A legendary and influential early British punk band that swore on television and had some angry songs.

Not particularly talented but captured the essence punk movement, despite actually being the artificial creation of entrepreneur Malcolm McLaren.

The band featured the spiky haired John Lydon, who would go on to form a band of musical merit (Public image Limited) and the completely talentless (though very controversial) Sid Vicious who topped his girlfriend and then himself.

"I am the anti-Christ, I am an anarchist, don't know what I want, but I know how to get it"

The Sex Pistols- Anarchy in the UK

by newtgingrichoneoneone November 6, 2009

shit pistol

Shit pistol = idiot,ass hat,retard etc. a random insult said between me and my friend in a conversation about metroid prime hunters.

Brandon : look at those sweet graphics
Brandon : *strokes teh pixels*
Callum : DEWD
Callum : GRAPHICS SUCKZORZ
Brandon : dude
Brandon i wrike
Brandon : fuck you
Brandon : lol
Brandon : you shit pistol
Brandon : roflfamo
Callum : roflfmao !

by o.o pewpew November 8, 2007

Purple Pistol

The act of slapping a girl in the face with your penis (similar to a russian tattoo so hard that your penis breaks in a perfect 90 degree angle and bruises.

"Man I mean't to give that girl a russian tattoo, but I ended up with a purple pistol."

by All Mighty Muffin Lord February 22, 2009

Sex Pistols

Despite what people believe, were NOT a manufactured band.were not brought together by that lying asshole Malcolm Mclaren. Paul and Steve went a long way back. So did Johnny and Sid. Were not told what do on that Bill who-ever-the-hell show. Apparently Malcolm was cowering in the back awaiting a lawsuit. Mclaren did nothing for the band but mooch of their succes. But I guess he was somewhat clever. He did trick you all into believing him. Asshole.

Sex Pistols will live forever.

by Your worst fucking nightmare!! May 17, 2010

skin pistol

penis, cock, dick, shoots a wad like a bullit, your dick is a skin pistol

check out my skin pistol, it's got a 6 in. barrel.

can i shoot you with my skin pistol?

by jon zieba September 26, 2007

The Pistol

In Halo it is the incredibly overpowered yet ONLY weapon to use if you wish to survive. Three head shots will take the shield off and kill the person being raped.

OMFG! (#1)Valgina killed me AGAIN!!!11one

by Evil Jesus August 28, 2004