The Porcelain Urge

When you feel the need to quickly and aggressively relieve your bowels after a horrible quality meal.

"Yo, dude I've got THE PORCELAIN URGE! Where's your bathroom, that MickeyD's we ate earlier tore me up!"

by ThatMusicGuy1176 January 15, 2016

coach purcell

Beaver ass nigga that can't close her mouth cause her teeth some shark teeth

Coach Purcell go back to your home.

by Big titty butch May 16, 2017

Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

Amanda pirrello

Literally the biggest hoe on the planet. And she still can’t book a client. Daily morning routine includes dipping her whole body in Dollar General bronzer.

“Yo I’m looking for some RATCHET cods-wallop’ing bottom of the BARREL type red light district lizard. You got anyone in mind?”

“Bro only the Amanda Pirrello working that corner. And trust me you ain’t want what she got. Her mom’s though, she fire.”

by Gina’s Pool Boy April 13, 2023

Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014

porcelain bridging

1) When your manhood touches the seat man!!!!
2) When general genatalia salutes the rim.
3) An unhappy pairing of man bits and potty.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!! i've just porcelain bridged my pork sword!! :)

by third place April 24, 2003

porcelain chat

Communication whilst squatting on the porcealin throne.

"Hold on man, this is about to turn into some porcelain chat."

by Brian Ebeling January 31, 2006