Field Pie

watermelon

I would love a big slice of field pie. There is nothing like an ice cold piece of field pie

by surgee5 August 19, 2019

Damp Pie

A cream pie on the face that is underwhelming and disappointing. Just left with a moist face.

Person 1: “heeey, how was last night. He was smoking hot!”

Person 2: “I was hoping for a cream pie, but just ended up with a damp pie. Very disappointing, dick game was meh.”

by DisDickDamp July 5, 2019

woopie pie

A double penetration cream pie of a virgin mennonite female.

Derrick and justice made a woopie pie in Rachels tight virgin honey hole last night. "Hey buddy, lets woopie pie this chick before she takes off her kapp off.

by Dutch Tony December 13, 2022

Pilly pie

When giving one a blow job, you proceed to bite his penis off, and then point it outwards, you then continue to ram his own penis into his own ass until you fulfill his sexual satisfaction.

Person #1: yo how about I give you a pilly pie in the truck stop bathroom
Person #2: sounds good, son

by Ex64 January 24, 2018

Pieing Hour

The hour of the night, following a delicious dinner, in which primary digestion has cleared room for the consumption of pie.

"None of my pie has been eaten."
"Don't worry, it's not the pieing hour yet, it'll all be gone soon."

by KeyLimePieLover February 11, 2010

Pie Barm

A pie Slapped on a Barm.

"oi.. james, shall we go the pie shop for a pie barm?"
"yeah... what pie you having?"
"steak and onion"
"nice choice!"
"butter?"
"yeah you can't have a pie barm without butter."

by Laurajane1234 April 1, 2008

Bartender’s Pie

When someone gets drunk and goes down on a smelly pussy, the smell is so bad they projectile vomit into the vagina. The woman than farts out the vomit back onto them.

It was 100 degrees last night and no AC. I heard Charlie had one to many and got served a Bartender’s Pie straight from Erin’s savory thunder thighs, nice!

by SploogeBobSquarePants October 3, 2019