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Phonefart

Those times where you leave your cellular device on a table or hard surface and when left on vibrate rings making a brrrrrrt-brrrrrrrt-brrrrrt sound. Similar to it's organic cousin but is purely technological.
The Phonefart includes iphones, blackberries, zack morris' telephone, any cellular device left on a table.
by toytony March 2, 2011
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Phone Home

Popular phrase hollered by famous rapper Lil Wayne.

You obviously only hear music and don't listen to it. If you all would listen closely, he says "we are not the same I am a Martian".

In the movie E.T., the main character is a lost alien, who needs to "phone home" to be rescued. Weezy is simply referencing this Hollywood classic while simultaneously proving how we are not the same as him because he is an alien. WHATS UP
by MCDC TWIST October 23, 2008
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Trump Phone

A text message from the federal government notifying you that your Obama phone will be disconnected.
OG: Why didn't you call me yesterday?
G: I just got a Trump Phone
by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017
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phone rape

when one calls someone, and jerks off during a phone conversation without the other person knowing.
this guy (claiming to be a telemarketer) talked to me for about 15 minutes, only to reveal he was phone raping me.
by GILIITCIH December 1, 2003
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Phone Crush

when speaking on the phone at work with a customer who you just adore. You will never meet him/her, you will only speak with them as needed for business. You are totally head over heels with their voice.
"OMG, Ginger, I just got off the phone with that customer and I have such a phone crush."
by DJ JILLYB January 2, 2009
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Phonebook

An ancient deviece used to find a person/business' phone number. Scientists have reciently discovered a link between these and a phone booth.

Description: very large, usually yellow, small print
Grandpa: "Hey Billy can I see your phonebook I need to get the doctors number."
Billy: "Phonebook? Is that english your speaking?"
Grandpa: "No Billy, Ill ask your mother..."
by tnigsTHe wise January 8, 2011
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Face smashing phone

Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.
Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.
by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006
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