phosumption

A daffynition defined as unwarranted assumption regarding romantic relations between persons depicted in a photograph. Most commonly occurs in shared Facebook photos involving alcohol and body contact.

Ryan is such a jerk. He made this huge phosumption that I was sleeping with Brad just because Brad hung his arm around me.

by Daffynition April 1, 2009

Phatsh

the sound caused when a head shot occurs

Man you seen me shoot him in the head? It was like "Phatsh"!!

by THE FOCKERS January 16, 2010

Phetsalinh

1) A phetsalinh is someone who is definitely unique, in that she stands out among the rest. She has very definitive habits like biting her nails, making weird noises, having awkward cravings. She is also someone who gets things backwards and is not technologically savvy; she will break your computer without supervision. 2) The name literally means, "flower that grows by the brook on a warm spring morning touched by a fluttering hummingbird that later gives birth to life."

That shit is crazy; I cannot deal with any phetsalinhisms right now.

by pimju February 3, 2010

photo trip

A great excuse that will get you out of anything to go drink yuengling in a hotel room all weekend.

Mom, I can't come to family game night on friday. I'm going on a "photo trip".

by jrlovesrr February 19, 2010

Photart

(n.) skanky little thirteen year old girls (formerly of MySpace fame) who take "sexxy" pictures of themselves with their junky cell phone cameras. (Pictures most often taken reflected in a bathroom mirror.)

Person 1
When did that MySpace Photart migrate to FaceBook?

Person 2
I truly don't know, but I think she believes that if she posts enough skanky pictures of herself on her page, Hugh Hefner might give her a call!

by GetTheeBackToMySpace!!! August 7, 2010

photard

A person who's head is cropped significantly smaller or larger than the rest of the people surrounding them in a yearbook or composite photo.

Homey: "Dude, look at Adrian's head in this composite photo. That thing looks like the goddamn Goodyear Blimp."

Buddy: "Yeah, he's a total photard. I think the cameraman got the framing wrong during photo day, but there are also rumors that he inhaled several massive hits of helium just before that shot was taken."

by bhbronson October 3, 2010

Photo Rampage

To repeat the act of forcefully taking photographs of strangers violently in rapid succession.

Today; is time for a Photo Rampage

by Saucey Waffles November 23, 2010