Pity pall

A pity pall is a friend you have where your friendship is solely based on the fact that you both have depression.

Yes, I made this up myself

I really like to hang out with Bob, but I feel like he's just a pity pall.

by Super Nigger Faggot October 3, 2018

pity kill

In any game, where you kill an opponent even though it was a bad kill

A - Look at how many kills I have
B - Nice pity kills you have there

by ArmanZ7 October 31, 2018

pity blunt

When a person passes you a blunt out of pity

Man she kept being dramatic so I passed her the pity blunt.

by Pacman723 December 14, 2018

phitcheal

1.To have a unsteady hand,. 2. Having a shaky hand while completing a task.

He was being phitcheal because he was being watched by his supervisor.

by Tuthbrush March 4, 2019

Pityslip

A quick nipple slip out of pity.

Sorry Tom I've changed my mind. I sobered up in taxi and you're just to ugly. I'll give you a pityslip for your trouble.

Out of pity, you expose your nipple to Tom laying on the couch. At least Tom deserved a sweet dream.

by Pityslip_original August 1, 2019

Pity Jerk

When a girl does something for a guy (or visa versa) because she feels bad for him.

Example 1

Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??

Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk

Example 2

Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?

Matt: It was a pity jerk man.

by In your mom's DMs August 30, 2019

Phiteraly

literally and physically together

(fit-er-uh-lee)

I phiteraly could go adopt a dog right now.

by jefty December 27, 2019