phantom turd

N. (fantum terd)
When you take a shit and look in the toilet and there is nothing there.

After a long day of work I came home and took a long PHANTOM TURD, then I went to McDonald's.

by Champ Kind November 14, 2005

youngstown phantom

When a person sticks there arm up a woman's vagina, as if fisting, then picks up her leg and strums it while flailing there fingers around inside her, as if playing a wicked sweet guitar solo. "First attempted at the Covelli Center home of the Youngstown Phantoms"

Laura really likes guitars so she let me give her a Youngstown Phantom.

by reginald penny pincher April 3, 2011

Phantom Hair

A piece of hair on your face which after multiple swipings and whipings wont come off. You can feel this hair, yet you cannot see it, therefore extremely hard to remove, and especially annoying.

Parker: ugh i feel like i have this hair on my face that wont come off, do you see it?
Ann: Ahh... the phantom hair.

by parker02 July 28, 2007

phantom buttfucker

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.

"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."

by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009

phantom gourmet

when your postmates delivery driver ghosts you and never gives you your order

"Oh man I got phantom gourmeted again! That's twice now they straight up ghosted my ass"

by chessyjames May 16, 2020

Phantom Moment

Saying for when in the videogame Valorant, while using the weapon "Phantom", you hit in the head an enemy from farther than 15 meters dealing 140 damage and then fail to kill said enemy.

Teammate 1: "That's so unfair!"
Teammate 2: "What happened?"
Teammate 1: "I had the perfect angle, I hit that Jett in the head but she dashed away and survived."
Teammate 2: "Phantom moment LMAO."

by Asim Atterlot February 5, 2022

Phantom Faeces

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it

tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011