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phantom turd

N. (fantum terd)
When you take a shit and look in the toilet and there is nothing there.
After a long day of work I came home and took a long PHANTOM TURD, then I went to McDonald's.
by Champ Kind November 14, 2005
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youngstown phantom

When a person sticks there arm up a woman's vagina, as if fisting, then picks up her leg and strums it while flailing there fingers around inside her, as if playing a wicked sweet guitar solo. "First attempted at the Covelli Center home of the Youngstown Phantoms"
Laura really likes guitars so she let me give her a Youngstown Phantom.
by reginald penny pincher April 3, 2011
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Phantom Hair

A piece of hair on your face which after multiple swipings and whipings wont come off. You can feel this hair, yet you cannot see it, therefore extremely hard to remove, and especially annoying.
Parker: ugh i feel like i have this hair on my face that wont come off, do you see it?
Ann: Ahh... the phantom hair.
by parker02 July 28, 2007
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phantom buttfucker

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.
"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."
by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009
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Phantom Troupe

An infamous group of killers/thieves in the anime HunterxHunter. They are also known as the spiders, and there are 13 members in this group. Their symbol is a 12 legged spider, one leg for each member; and the leader of the group is known as the head of the spider.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about what the Phantom Troupe did yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, they're really crazy!
by bxtchy_bunny March 5, 2021
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phantom gourmet

when your postmates delivery driver ghosts you and never gives you your order
"Oh man I got phantom gourmeted again! That's twice now they straight up ghosted my ass"
by chessyjames May 16, 2020
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pulling a phantom

Disappearing at random intervals; usually with a bunch of friends.
I'm tired of you pulling a phantom while we're walking through downtown Compton.
by 76 Cent May 25, 2011
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