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Peterson

A person who gives you half credit on work you turn in one day late becasue you were absent.

A teacher who gives you an average of 2.3 worksheets a day

A teacher who makes you read a random WWII book

A hardcore gamer, who can beat Mazzie in Halo 3

Sucks at dancing

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Wow, thats so much homework, stop being such a Peterson.
by clayton Merritt March 9, 2009
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jordan peterson

by joshiscool455 April 27, 2022
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Jesse Lee Peterson

A black independent thinker from Alabama who was sent from God in the year 1949. He is controversial figure because the truth is hard to handle for some and he is therefore looked down upon by the majority of the black community. He, along with his non-profit BOND, is rebuilding the family by rebuilding the man. He's also called an oreo cookie by liars for being "white on the inside, black on the outside."
White guy: You know that Jesse Lee Peterson guy?
Black guy: Yeah, he's a total oreo Uncle Tom!
by BobUltimateSwagmeister October 13, 2020
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malayna petersen

A simple-minded dumbass who cares about no one around her
No derp Malayna Petersen is the dumbest person you’ll ever see
by The malayna hater November 24, 2017
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Peters Pan

A kitchen utensil that doubles as a cum- catcher for PETE MEAT to wank into.
"Quick, get Peters Pan I'm gonna shoot my muck"
by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003
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laci peterson

To have been decepted by one's husband or wife, named for the Californian woman who was killed by her husband.
See how he tricked her into thinking that he would meet her but he really partied with strippers? She was so Laci Peterson!
by Anonymous August 8, 2003
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Petersburg, KY

Petersburg, KY is a little shit town full of morons, drunks, and drug addicts. The houses are falling apart people are rude asf and don't bathe. The little bullshit store sells you things for 10x the average price just for your convenience. dumb fucks like to fly up and down the windy roads and do burnouts when the ground is wet. Don't visit this town of sleesbags and drug addicts.
Don't visit Petersburg, KY and the sleesbags in it
by TheBurgB*itch August 7, 2018
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