PotionLand

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by Bestworldwide October 26, 2019

Patronus

When you're fucking someone and you pull out and yell "EXPECTO PATRONUM" as you ejaculate on their face.

I shot her with a patronus last night.

by Donnachang June 4, 2022

cock patron

n. one who frequently spends money on cock

Jacob thought Jody was such a good cock patron that he gave her a freebie.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Bro Potion

Any energy drink , such as Monster , Red Bull , etc. , etc. , especially those with motocross ties / sponsorships .

Bro # 1 : "Man , I feel like shit this morning ... and I gotta go paint the outhouse I built over at my girlfriend's house .

Bro # 2 : " Dude , grab a couple of Monsters ( "Bro Potion" ) and peel-out in your white Silverado with the MMA stickers on it ! "

by Mike Hawkburns May 17, 2010

mixing potions

The act of dry humping someone will you are intoxicated and half conscious.

I was drinking with a girl last night, and after five shots we went to bed and started mixing potions.

by Bruse Johngood May 8, 2014

cancer patient lookin ass

A little cunt ass bitch that looks like a 4 ft tall banana lookin ass cunt bitch boy and sells his man pussy for money for his cocane addiction (he’s gay too)

What a funny lookin cancer patient lookin ass

you got there fella

by Boiiwantthisusername December 4, 2017

Devil's Potion

Cum combined with water in the shower. This creates a crusty, super adhesive that is difficult to remove.

Ben: "Dude, why is your arm hair so crusty?"
Josh: "It's the Devil's Potion. That's the last time i beat off in the shower!"

by The Cum Wizard April 8, 2010