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pailang

a slang in Malaysia and Singapore meaning "bad person"
Ali : hey what happened to your face? got bruise everywhere
Abu : that cibai pailang from from bangsar beat me up bro..i'll get him next time
by TescoBatman December 6, 2021
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palanquin

A box that is used to carry a person. Typically upperclassmen, royals or nobles.

Basically, 2 people hold the box with poles and walk around the place like some sort of freak show.
The witch of the waste has a palanquin
by isnortmenansashes March 3, 2022
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Paranoid

by Trevor Dobson March 19, 2023
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pre-paranoid

When someone is preoccupied with how paranoid they will be driving under the influence with the munchies.
guy one: "Dude, your not even listening..."

guy two: "Um.........uh............yeah...........what? Sorry I'm a bit pre-paranoid about driving."
by seezilysoo February 22, 2011
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Phone paranoia

When sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. Every slight bump and jolt seems like it is vibrating. This is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.
Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
by TheManicChipmunk August 11, 2012
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Tab Paranoia

The feeling you get when you switch or close an internet browser tab on a computer for a perfectly normal reason the moment another person walks by in view of the monitor. Typically inherited from repeated cases of having an individual ask "what were you looking at?"
My mom walked into my room the instant I closed Internet Explorer. I was only closing my Steam account, but I bet she thought I was browsing porn. It's probably just my Tab Paranoia.
by Gohound October 10, 2012
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connection paranoia

the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.
"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."

"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."
by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014
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