The ontological principle, An acknowledgement of the fact that anything can exist can never truly make sense and be understood(it is illogical), and that nothing is an impossibility for the understanding too("nothing" is incomprehensible).
A justification for anything nonsensical or illogical.
A justification for anything nonsensical or illogical.
When something or someone or an idea is totally illogical you can justify it or accept it with the words, "It's a paradoxical-universe!" or "we are living in a paradoxical universe"
by Paradoxical Universe October 27, 2011
Get the paradoxical universemug. When you like a guy/girl who likes another guy/girl who likes you. Everyone likes someone and everyone is liked. It's a complicated and rare phenomenon.
Lisa: I like you!
Brandon: but I like Jenny
Jenny: Brandon I don't like you, I like Lisa
Lisa: I like Brandon not Jenny
Brandon: sorry Lisa I don't like you I like Jenny
Jenny: UGH this is a love paradox
Brandon: but I like Jenny
Jenny: Brandon I don't like you, I like Lisa
Lisa: I like Brandon not Jenny
Brandon: sorry Lisa I don't like you I like Jenny
Jenny: UGH this is a love paradox
by Rocks247 October 22, 2017
Get the Love paradoxmug. this phenomenon is when you are straight but people constantly doubt your sexuality and affirmly believe that you are Gay
Person 1: Are you sure your straight you seem pretty Gay
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox
by MattyboyoXDFAM June 9, 2022
Get the Matthew Paradoxmug. This is some kind of advanced mathmatics us mear mortals can not comprehend. When the estimator bids the job wrong, takes half of your workers, moves up the compition date and wants twice the amount of work finished on time.
This is some kind of advanced mathmatics us mear mortals can not comprehend. When the estimator bids the job wrong, takes half of your workers, moves up the compition date and wants twice the amount of work finished on time. The Broadway Paradox
by Lakeside4life September 27, 2018
Get the The Broadway Paradoxmug. by Kingrobotic666 August 3, 2018
Get the Cosby paradoxmug. We live in a time where options for the consumption of entertainment media is extremely saturated. We have never had more choice.
So much so, that the general person typically requires a significantly high level of encouragement from a variety of sources to reach the threshold of “giving in” to a recommendation by consuming the piece of media in question.
The problem is, the threshold is so high, that by the time one “gives in” they are often disappointed, as often no piece of media is able to meet the exaggerated levels of hype required to push the person to consume it in the first place.
Thus, the human race is effectively broken in our capacity to effectively deliver recommendations as there only exists two states. Underselling, and overselling.
So much so, that the general person typically requires a significantly high level of encouragement from a variety of sources to reach the threshold of “giving in” to a recommendation by consuming the piece of media in question.
The problem is, the threshold is so high, that by the time one “gives in” they are often disappointed, as often no piece of media is able to meet the exaggerated levels of hype required to push the person to consume it in the first place.
Thus, the human race is effectively broken in our capacity to effectively deliver recommendations as there only exists two states. Underselling, and overselling.
“Jono has been telling me to play Hades like everyday for the past 6 months, I finally gave in and it wasn’t that good.”
“Well I guess that’s just the recommendation paradox for ya!”
“Well I guess that’s just the recommendation paradox for ya!”
by Maait96 February 28, 2021
Get the The Recommendation Paradoxmug. 1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
This is the language paradox.
Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.
Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.
Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.
Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.
by Pikachu + Shugi November 2, 2009
Get the Language Paradoxmug.