Pregnant

When a phone autocorrects Pringles

Real text: "I will go grab some Pringles"
Autocorrect: "I will go grab some pregnant"

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

boy pregnant

kush dua is a boy who is 9 months pregnant

kush dua is a boy pregnant!

by madempinky January 4, 2024

Pregnant Sleep

Sleeping in the fetal position on your left side with a pillow between your legs and under your head.

This particular sleeping position is popular amongst pregnant women, as it is medically recommended. It is also, however, popular with people that sleep with body pillows.

I usually pregnant sleep because my doctor recommends it’s best for the baby.

by TicAss December 20, 2021

ask pregnant sans

For when questions need answering.

If you have a question, ask pregnant sans on Tumblr.

by I_love_feet March 1, 2022

Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy

One third filtered water, two thirds vanilla flax milk, in the microwave for a minute forty-three

“Baby can you make me a Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy.”

by astrowashere February 19, 2019

pregnant

When on the greatest showman Hugh jackman touched Michelle and she gets pregnant

Hugh: Let’s have KIDSSS!!!
Hugh: (TOUCHES HER STOMATCH AND GETS HER PREGNANT!!!!!)

(WHY CANT ZAC EFRON OR HUGH JACKMAN OR ONE OFF THE DOLAN TWINS DO THIS TO ME THO LIKE WHY!!!!!)

by _ZacxBoo_ On Instagram Add Mr May 26, 2018

I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023