Owen

Owen is the dumbest, stupidest, ugliest person you will ever meet, he is normally annoying af he is such a little bitch. He has really dumb and inappropriate friends. He sucks at work/school, don’t read the other descriptions.this is the only true one, Owen is an idiot, not a freaking god.he has a crush on everyone. dont ever become friends with an Owen, you will regret it, he is just going to take Advantage if you. He is going to do that by talking your money and not paying it back he will also do even worse things than that. He always fights. He makes it seem like he’s a good person until he starts being mean to all of your friends and you start to feel like you just want to bash his face in. And then yours.

Owen is an idiot. I hate Owen so much. He is a loser. Lol 😂

by 1234sara April 17, 2019

Owen

Owen is never really a good guy he has no friends and nobody likes him. But he is super spoilt and always brags

Uh Owen I haven’t see. Him with a friend in so long I hate him

by No friends and nobody likes hi January 5, 2018

Owen

a faggot who sucks a bunch of dicks and has a tiny penis and loves boys

"That guy is totally an Owen!"

by Professional Owner Hater May 9, 2019

Owen O'Reilly

He got a big ass. fattest ass I know belongs to Owen Oreilly.

Damn Owen O'Reilly got a fat ass... and a Fat Cock!

I want to fuck that ass.

by Big big 2 April 29, 2020

Owen Wilson

A sexual act or photographic pose that involves the participant writing a large W on each butt cheek, and spreading them so that it spells the Owen Wilson catchphrase "WoW"

She sent me some great pics last night, look at this Owen Wilson

by allthenamesarealreadytaken72 October 8, 2018

Owen Statement

A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.

An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

clive owen

1. used to explain completely outrageous situations that couldn't possibly ever happen.
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics

1. "How did he kill the guy with a carrot, grab the baby, jump off the roof through the window of the next building, hit the ground rolling, and NOT wake the baby up?" "It's Clive Owen"
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."

by ......................................... April 26, 2008