Onion-take

Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.

Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.

Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.

by RealFakeNews April 15, 2020

Onion tits

When a girls tits are so bad they make you cry like an onion.

Alexia has a proper set of onion tits

by Chingone2010 December 20, 2021

Muddy onion

an alternative word for the anus

the other day i woke up and my girlfreind was bent over with her muddy onion showing so i couldnt resist sticking my cock in

by thejackhammer69 June 12, 2010

Onion rap

A genre of rap with usually German or Dutch vocals, EDM traits and singing parts.

Dammn, that onion rap is fire!

by paashaasschaamhaarverzamelaar February 12, 2021

onion cuck

Otherwise know as Onision. A shitty thin-skinned pedophile that preys on his fans. Somehow has children.

Person 1: "Do you know who Onision is?"
Person 2: "Yes I know who onion cuck is, dipshit. Fuck off."

by DrowsyInsomnia November 23, 2019

Pizza Onion

A kindly old blondie who, surprisingly, used to be the principal of Mckinnon Secondary. This is surprising because MSC is well known for its cruel and barbaric practices and has violated the Geneva Convention on many occasions. Either she is clueless on these events happening around her or he simply turns a blind eye to them, she is actively allowing these crimes to happen. It is theorized that Pizza Onion was brainwashed by Lachlan Noble and Richard Long duos a long time ago, perhaps somewhere in the early 1860’s using a mixture of coercion and interrogation techniques. Regardless, she does not care or does not know about the atrocities that were committed in McKinnon Secondary. She retired at the end of 2022 and now resides in her home and is regularly visited by her granddaughters.

Haruku: Hey bro, I think Pizza Onion was the only nice authority figure who seemed to be on our side this entire time.

Thomas: I know. I wish she started younger so we could still have her. I miss the days with her here.
Haruku: And now this ugly old man has full power over us.

Thomas: I hope he dies in a car accident.

by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023

Cheeseburger no onion

When you lose your shit over a trivial incident like ordering a cheeseburger with no onions, then you receive onions on the burger.

After that lady bumped into her cart at the grocery store, she went all cheeseburger no onion on her.

by Sir Pedro May 20, 2017