A fetish that consists of two elderly women, and a form of spread the two women as they lay a top each other and you eat them out at the same time whilst eating the form of spread.
by BrotherBaner June 20, 2010
Get the Granny Sandwichmug. by JEK February 27, 2004
Get the granny hatamug. These are the electric/mobility scooters that were originally designed to help older and disabled people with mobility issues, although you will now commonly see them being driven by fat/lazy people as well.
They are usually powered by 1-3 batteries (depending on the model), similar to the size you would find in a car. They usually have a top speed of 8mph. Some even have wheelie bars for added safety.
They are meant for use on the pavement although you will occasionally see users driving them in the road and holding up traffic, oblivious to the queue of cars behind them beeping their horns in fury, and shouting.
Owners of granny wagons also tend to be terrible at driving them, especially around supermarkets. You will often see them rammed into innocent pedestrians and dogs at the hands of a novice.
Popular models include:
-Freerider Mayfair 4
-Pride Colt deluxe
-Shoprider sovereign
They are usually powered by 1-3 batteries (depending on the model), similar to the size you would find in a car. They usually have a top speed of 8mph. Some even have wheelie bars for added safety.
They are meant for use on the pavement although you will occasionally see users driving them in the road and holding up traffic, oblivious to the queue of cars behind them beeping their horns in fury, and shouting.
Owners of granny wagons also tend to be terrible at driving them, especially around supermarkets. You will often see them rammed into innocent pedestrians and dogs at the hands of a novice.
Popular models include:
-Freerider Mayfair 4
-Pride Colt deluxe
-Shoprider sovereign
Doris finds it difficult to walk to the shops to get her weekly shopping, luckily her son bought her a granny wagon for her birthday.
by Darth Dean January 27, 2012
Get the Granny Wagonmug. A man, typically between the age of 20-30, who enjoys and participates in chomping (the act of filling ones mouth full of pubic bush and repeatedly biting but, but not to remove or bite off hair) grandmothers.
Person #1- My friend Aaron is going to that ederly home an awful lot, do you think he's a granny chomper?
Person #2- If you mean he's chomping on granny pubes, then yes. You can see some white hair between his teeth.
Person #2- If you mean he's chomping on granny pubes, then yes. You can see some white hair between his teeth.
by Angelo Dundee August 24, 2010
Get the Granny Chompermug. When a girl's about to give you a bj and you knock out her teeth with a nice punch. So, then she can perform a granny bj. Teeth free.
by Porp September 2, 2007
Get the granny bjmug. 
by dominique December 9, 2004
Get the granny pantiesmug.