The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.
1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!
2: Must have been a premature cancellation.
2: Must have been a premature cancellation.
by PloskJ January 11, 2012
Get the Premature Cancellationmug. by povwhenthe May 9, 2021
Get the cancel simulatormug. 
Da complimentary gingerbread and hot chocolate dat they serve you at da public-transportation depot to make ya feel less bummed out when they hafta delay a departure due to a scheduled trip's being nixed for whatever reason.
Another example of a "cancellation consolation" would be if someone had to regretfully forgo a promised activity due to an unforeseen mishap, but offers you a comparably-enjoyable alternative, such as if a cute chick had arranged to go for a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand wif you, but then she accidentally hurt her foot and thus made it too painful for her to walk a long distance, and so she offered to let you savoringly massage her pretty feet for an extended period instead.
by QuacksO March 29, 2024
Get the cancellation consolationmug. by Summer.thequ33n October 30, 2020
Get the Cancelledmug. That's what you should do with all pre orders.
"Wow, look at all that extra DLC for pre ordering, they even give you a story related mission! I don't support this, pre canceled!"
"Wow, look at all that extra DLC for pre ordering, they even give you a story related mission! I don't support this, pre canceled!"
by Slapslop October 8, 2016
Get the Pre Cancelmug. A person, usually a self-proclaimed internet activist, who spends most of their time online maligning anyone they deem "problematic" or "offensive" on social media in an effort to defame or "cancel" said person(s).
"There's this movie that I've been wanting to make for years, but I'm scared those cancel pigs on Twitter will try to shut it down, all because of an innocuous statement I made over a decade ago."
"When I told my brother that I wanted to share my thoughts about controversial topics on social media, he told me the cancel pigs would eat me alive."
"When I told my brother that I wanted to share my thoughts about controversial topics on social media, he told me the cancel pigs would eat me alive."
by Jonkama December 13, 2023
Get the Cancel Pigmug.