cob

slang for penis, mainly used by closeted men.

i need some cob, ngl…
hmm, his cob is looking tasty

by cleartheair August 28, 2025

You eat the corn and the cob

To physically eat the corn and the entire cob.

Hey Lisa! You eat the corn and the cob.

by Dr.Elmo October 28, 2020

COB

Male:crusty old bastard
Female:crusty old bitch

Hey look at that cob

by anonymous May 26, 2021

dick cob

When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.

She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob

by Derpflapper July 17, 2017

Corn On My Cob

When a women gives the best oral sex you could ever have. (NO BITING)

Her: Did you enjoy that?
Me: Yeah it was a Corn on my Cob for me

by Devin92140 December 11, 2018

Cob On The Corn

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.

Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.

by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017

Corn on the cob

The action of having your girl give you dome after you did anal and got corn on your dick from her Chipotle burrito or bowl earlier in the day. In order to achieve corn on the cob, anal must take place exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes after the consumption of a Chipotle bowl or burrito.

We did it so dirty last night, I did corn on the cob to finish him

by anonymous December 2, 2021