Jizz Canvas

Slang for an individuals face - Normally used when describing a past or future sexual encounter.

Ted: That girl you pulled last night was fat as fuck.
Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!

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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?

Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.

by Chip Lebowski August 14, 2011

Jizz Skin

A used, spent, cum filled condom.

I drilled Rachel last night and after I busted nut, I slapped her with my jizz skin.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Rum jizz

The grossest shot of all the shots. As the name implies, it's rum and jizz mixed.

"I made a bet with my friend that if either of us bangs our celeb crushes, the other person has to do a shot of rum jizz"

by Cap'n Crimson July 06, 2015

hate jizz

An act of cumming as a means of revenge.

Guy one: "That Danielle is such a bitch!"
Guy two: "I know, I hate jizzed on her scarf last night!"

by Aqua Seamus November 18, 2015

jizz buzz

The high you get swallowing a load of cum from someone who is stoned.

"Karen, what's wrong with you? Are you high?"
"I don't think so, unless I got a jizz buzz from Jeff's spunk."

by jizz-and-buz August 05, 2007

Jizz Factory

A guy that has an endless supply of virile sperm,

OMG, That guy is clearly a total jizz factory..

Of course i can go again, I'm a jizz factory baby..

by JohnDanieleManchester December 18, 2013

Curb Jizz

That delicious thick water type substance with a bluish hue found right in front of a curb.

Matt made sure he got a running start before he leaped over the curb jizz on 8th ave.

by Billylagee August 22, 2011