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sweaty omelet

when she pukes on your dick, bro.
Bro 1: This chick was slobbin my knob and she totally gagged, puked on my love, and passed out.
Bro 2: Uh oh dude, sounds like a sweaty omelet!!
by cockapoose420 September 2, 2010
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omlette

A gameFAQs user who argues a liberal arguement, but rarely backs up his facts with decent sources. Also ignores the arguements he can't beat and answers the easy questions.
omlette's arguing again, I'm getting dumber.
by COTM July 20, 2004
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omelette maker

When you have a whole bunch of hurting shit to do the next morning, you have a huge dinner the night before and drink hard liquor until you puke on the couch and pass out. When you get up the next day you are awakened to that nice omelette of puke you had prepared the night before.
Floormate- Josh, why didn't you get up for your psyc course cram this morning?
Josh- Shit man, last night was a really omelette maker, i didnt get up till 1.
by DJ JDeezy April 17, 2008
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owlette

a sexy girl who stays up late! Doesn't need much sleep.
wow, it's two in the morning, you're quite the little owlette
by minxlove December 12, 2011
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the western omelet

standard omelet but spit in her ear first and shoot your sperm into her ear like a gun then blow on it
This town wasn't big enough for the both of us, so I gave her the western omelet.
by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007
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Persian Omlette

A Sexual act where your roomate gives you a good morning after a night of gay sex by deficating on your chest
Behnam gave Euan a Persian omlette
by IranianEgger June 5, 2010
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the veggie omelet

standard omelet but pick your nose and stick it in her ear as well.
The bitch I fucked was vegetarian, so I gave her the veggie omelet.
by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007
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