The Oil Rig

The act of stopping up a toilet with toilet paper and then depositing your feces on top of the paper. The turd should protrude through the top of the water, resembling an oil rig.

The man was disgusted when he had to plunge The Oil Rig festering in his toilet.

by Mr. Awesome, The Captain of Cool July 16, 2007

Oil the slug

fluff the garfield, masterbate

Excuse me while I oil my slug...

by Smythe February 28, 2003

pork oil

Practically unacknowledged existence of highly porky smelling oil secreted around the anus - avoid showering for a few days to discover this. Can be smeared under the nose of a fellow camping / dormitory occupant as a punishment.

Other 'oils' exist - discover and enjoy......
Lamb oil - found in the pubes,
Cheese oil - found between toes esp. athletes foot
Bacon & onion oil - armpits
Chicken oil - hair!
Prawn oil - earns, esp if infected.

I taught the arsewipe not to snore, I gave him a pork oil moustache.

by Brucester September 10, 2006

potin oil

promethazine mixed with alcohol causes dizziness, drowsiness and confusion, drink that came from the south but is slowly spreding throughout the Unites States.

"Hey man you want some of that potin oil"

by Bob F December 28, 2005

oil digger

A very optimistic gold digger who’s had short luck with her recent project. She has decided to stick it out in hopes that she finds more funds.

A lady got into a relationship to get alot of money, but the money ran out and she still stayed. "What an oil digger."

by Hazordous_Jester June 5, 2009

test the oil

Before you ream a chicks ass you should always test the oil, to make sure her chocolate star fish is clear. This is done by going at it doggy style and in the process wopping a digit up the ass and pulling out to see if it is clean and safe to proceed. If all is good have fun, if not grab her hair and use it to clean your finger as if cleaning a dip stick on a car.

"Dude last night went to fuck this chick ass but lucky I remenbered to test the oil first or I would have been a mess, she was full to the max level"

by littel Jon March 6, 2007

Olive oil

Refers to someone being a virgin because "extra virgin olive oil"

I was olive oil until that night with the lax bro

by TrulyShoe May 19, 2016