oatmeal raisin cookie

it was a prank made for king henry VIII

oatmeal raisin cookies are ass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 31, 2024

Oatmeal and mayonnaise

A situation where a minor task or errand unexpectedly spirals into extreme consequences.

"She started a fire?! Must've been a bad oatmeal and mayonnaise."

by swiffy101 February 27, 2026

oatmealicous

To describe the taste and or aroma of freshly cooked oatmeal

That oatmeal you made is "oatmealicous."
I was walking down the hall and could tell your oatmeal was " oatmealicous", I can't wait to have some.

by DeedMack March 10, 2026

Oatmeal pizza

When you vomit, cum, and diarrhea all at once

Yo bro that girl was so hit I made an oatmeal pizza on the tile floor

by hurtcobain March 4, 2025

Oatmeal Creampie

The act of a brown skin minority cumming in a white woman’s pussy and watching it ooze out of her, then making her eat it.

After beating up my white girls pussy, I made her eat an oatmeal creampie. A hot load of cum that just fell out of her white cunt from a big brown dick.

by D.Lang April 3, 2025

Oatmeal Cream Pie

Jacking off and cumming between two oatmeal cookies

I made cookies today and had a girl over and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.

by anonymous May 26, 2025

Otamatonist

A person who plays the Otamatone.

My name is Sky and I play the Otamatone. My friends call me the Otamatonist.

by Otamatonist June 21, 2025