Mill Park is a stupid place in victoria that is about 20 minutes north of melbourne. It is inhabited by mostly fully sick wogs with fully sick flip phones bro! Fuck them, fuck them all.
mill park person: OMGZZZZZ MATE WHEREZ MAH FLIP PHONE BRO?!?!?!
normal person: fuck you. fuck you anally. fuck you anally with a kendo stick. stop breathing.
mill park person: BUT BRO WUT IF MARIO SMS'Z ME MATE!?
normal person: mario wont. mario hates you. we all do. you are not wanted on this planet. go die. a horrible, painful death.
normal person: fuck you. fuck you anally. fuck you anally with a kendo stick. stop breathing.
mill park person: BUT BRO WUT IF MARIO SMS'Z ME MATE!?
normal person: mario wont. mario hates you. we all do. you are not wanted on this planet. go die. a horrible, painful death.
by Fuck you. February 25, 2004
by Anonymous September 01, 2003
Where your mom's from
Can also be used to describe what your mom is (if your mom has lots of kids by different fathers, she in essence IS the puppy mill. You are the puppy.)
Can also be used to describe what your mom is (if your mom has lots of kids by different fathers, she in essence IS the puppy mill. You are the puppy.)
Customer walking into a pet store: "These dogs are all from puppy mills."
Associate Melissa: "Your mom's from a puppy mill"
Associate Melissa: "Your mom's from a puppy mill"
by A night in China July 11, 2008
by Twen Duish July 11, 2016
by Tamn April 26, 2017
Strange, likes to meow. sucks at volleyball, is a potato. dead parachutist, or the monkey that was slingshotted into an airplane.
by thelittlelamb December 13, 2016
The closest thing to a real royston vasey, New Mills is a town in the North of England with more charity shops than people with a normal amount of chromosomes.
New mills is known as the 'inbred village' due to it's historical rates of inbreeding.
Modern New Mills is home to a number of normal people, these are best known from fervently denying they are from New Mills and then enduring a bombardment of 'inbred village' jokes.
New Mills is not for novice travellers, if one does dare to venture into New Mills, perhaps for the crispy cod, a supringly outstanding chippy, then it is advised that one takes a local guide with you, in order to translate the local dialect and keep you safe from the chavs.
New mills also hosts an annual lantern parade, where the locals walk around with homemade lanterns in order to pray to some satanic God or some shit like that.
Verdict: mostly a shithole, avoid the pubs, but other then that it's a pretty cool place, even if its neighbouring village, Disley is a far superior and beautiful gem in Cheshire east.
New mills is known as the 'inbred village' due to it's historical rates of inbreeding.
Modern New Mills is home to a number of normal people, these are best known from fervently denying they are from New Mills and then enduring a bombardment of 'inbred village' jokes.
New Mills is not for novice travellers, if one does dare to venture into New Mills, perhaps for the crispy cod, a supringly outstanding chippy, then it is advised that one takes a local guide with you, in order to translate the local dialect and keep you safe from the chavs.
New mills also hosts an annual lantern parade, where the locals walk around with homemade lanterns in order to pray to some satanic God or some shit like that.
Verdict: mostly a shithole, avoid the pubs, but other then that it's a pretty cool place, even if its neighbouring village, Disley is a far superior and beautiful gem in Cheshire east.
Jeff "my friend from New Mills has invited me to his house next week"
Brian "make sure you're up to date with your jabs and under no conditions make eye contact with the locals"
Brian "make sure you're up to date with your jabs and under no conditions make eye contact with the locals"
by King Uncle Omar the third June 10, 2018