jabber woke

to lecture about social injustice, while doing little to create change.
I friend likes to jabber woke at our cafe, then go home to his hobby ranch.
by Oops11 September 16, 2016
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woke and toke

to wake up and toke a big up fatty :) blunt
"I WOKE AND TOKE THIS MORNING" :)
by ALYSSA D. March 27, 2007
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Woke as fuck

Knowing what the fucks up and not getting bogged down by what you're told to think by public interest groups and mainstream media.

>central banks
>oil wars
>media propaganda
>online censorship
>big pharma
>9/11 being an inside job
>child sex trafficking
I was reading about fractional reserve banking and it turns out were actually debt slaves.

"Dude ,you're woke as fuck"
by Rustee Ventura August 16, 2017
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Woke Choked

When a girl eats Sea Moss of your Wanker.
Man I met this chick at Yoga today. She Wanted to read my Tarot cards then get WOKE CHOKED
by BrodyMus3 October 28, 2020
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Woke terrorism

When your woke agenda is terrorism.
Hey Jenny, quit it with your woke terrorism!
by jillbidenswife June 22, 2021
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woke limit

A woke limit is when it dawns on you that others self-classifying as woke hold positions beyond the scope of logic, reason, balance, fairness and objectivity. Those reaching their woke limit are often torn between expressing disagreement and remaining silent for fear of retribution. Reaching the woke limit renders one in danger of losing friends, family, and even a job; it can lead to being harassed verbally, on social media, or even physically, simply because one doesn't agree chapter and verse with the applicable woke philosophy du jour.
I was scrolling through social media and realized I'd reached my woke limit when I saw Becky, a wealthy, white corporate executive, posting that she would walk naked through the streets with Fuck 12 written on her navel.
by The Reasonable Man July 07, 2020
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Woke and choked

Early morning sex for BDSM enthusiasts.
We woke and choked this morning, and there are bruises to prove it.
by barebones March 09, 2017
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