Athene Noctua

Dirty Sanchez

I'm gonna get Athene Noctual on your as biatch!

by Burt April 29, 2003

Athene Noctua

an underground special version of reciprocating pump

's pump see ?

by blut May 12, 2003

Burrito Noche

The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.

After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.

by iMeMyself January 1, 2012

bae-noculars

Looking device used to spot bae if she's to far away

Where's bae? Oh I found her through my

bae-noculars.

by thatgirlthatlikesfood July 7, 2014

Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease

A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.

Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.

by Catlover145 June 24, 2017

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

Carpe Noche

Seize the fucking night

Were rocking mullets and drinking riot punch, it's the perfect way to carpe noche.

by LocoMulletMan December 28, 2018