Brass Monkey Syndrome

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

‘He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’

by 𝕀𝕒𝕞𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 March 23, 2021

Brass Verdict

When a closet serial killer with an attitude problem decides the police's job wasn't enough, so decides to commit murder and satisfy his own perverted desires, thinking he can justify it because the victim of his homicide was a criminal.

"Johnny gave the guy who was deemed not guilty by the justice system a brass verdict! Who would have thought you could get away with murder if the victim was accused of a crime?"

by Sprig of basil July 27, 2023

Brass

cockney rhyming slang for take away

"Do you fancy an asian brass tonight?"

by jaykay1984 February 27, 2024

brass

J. Terry your mum is a brass!
Give her a quid, she'll lick your arse!

Brass is a prostitute

by edgorson November 18, 2018

Brass Knight

A member of a group people who focus on 3 main things. Religion, culture and politics.

- religion is focused around waluigi and nut luigi, there is nothing better than an ultra nut.
- culture is primarily memes and a sad mix of hentai and anime, nothing some bleach can’t solve.
- politics are centered around pointless elections for pointless positions in this pointless world for pointless reasons... help me.
Many times a brass knight can be spotted by his:

1. Inability to do anything right
2. That’s pretty much it
Insults you can call a brass knight: brASS knight, bKYS, sass knight... ect.

A normal brass knight encounter:
Man A: *messes up something*
Man B: “hecking GILBY, fix my waluigi shrine this minute or I’ll drown you in anti-memes and anime.”
Man A: “okay, okay... you don’t have to be such a brASS about it...”

by MimoBK January 24, 2018

Brass P*ssy

When someone is acting like an idiot or acting foolish. Most commonly yelled into a fake walkie-talkie.

(click) "Yeah we got a brass p*ssy on isle 6, repeat, a brass p*ssy on isle 6" (end click)

by rockynuts December 4, 2017

Brass Giraffe

When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.

"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."

by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018