we need to talk

Variation of "I like you but you aren't what I want"; "I need to complain about something"; "I'm a muff diving whore"

X- Hey Sam?
Sam- What?
X- We need to talk...
Sam- Oh shit...

by Sam A.M. October 17, 2003

All You Need Is Love

Love is all you need.

Lennon/McCartney 1967

great song, shame american idiots like Bush dont listen to it

Beatles : "All You Need Is Love"

Bush : "Lets go bomb something"

by I love horses March 12, 2005

Needy

The word that causes Needle to slap whoever says it.

"Don't call me Needy!"

by A random cat from a video game February 12, 2022

needyness

The amount of attention and help that somebody requires to function.

Dude, Rachel and me are over. I just got sick of buying her shit and treating her like a princess. Her needyness level is just way to high for me right now.

by Zachy P July 9, 2010

the need

"The need?" is a phrase used to question what the point is in someone or something, essentially a shortened version of "what's the need in that?"

Person 1: Gary is such a fucking arsewipe

Person 2: I know, the need?

by Enters October 10, 2013

Poo Needle

When you put a man in a rear naked choke hold and put your pinkie finger in his ass.

What George Saint Pierre should have given BJ Penn, a poo needle.

by Pat the Ratt April 7, 2009

we need to talk

female version of "I need to complain"

"We need to talk" will often be said after toilet seats are left in the upright position, and/or you come before she does and/or in the event of forgotten anniversaries.

by Captain Rad November 22, 2002