Masturbation without proper clean-up afterward. A Gentleman's Nap is when a man masturbates, cums, then uses the underwear he is wearing to soak up the mess left on his stomach before falling asleep.
When one is too tired to get up and find a tissue after whacking off.
When one is too tired to get up and find a tissue after whacking off.
Kim: "Why are your boxers so crusty?"
Josh: "I took a gentleman's nap"
Kim: Gross!
David was so tired after his long day at work that he immediately went home and took a gentleman's nap.
Josh: "I took a gentleman's nap"
Kim: Gross!
David was so tired after his long day at work that he immediately went home and took a gentleman's nap.
by wordsmith444 January 20, 2012
by Ooooh, don't worry about mah name. Ha - ha - ha. March 29, 2005
Extremely brief nap as devised by Catalan Surrealist artist Salvador Dali. He would slide off to sleep in a chair with his arm over the side, holding a spoon over a plate on the floor. The instant he fell asleep, his hand would loosen up and the spoon would fall out and hit the plate with a clatter that woke him up again. He claimed that the brief rest thus afforded him worked wonders.
by Fearman November 21, 2007
A very short nap, lasting only a minute or so. Shorter than a cat nap, a nano nap is used to just focus your mind or recharge quickly. You can take a nano nap in nearly any position in any location.
Although nano naps are very refreshing, I don't recommend taking one in your car waiting on a red light.
by Carlos Fantastico June 23, 2010
a long nap one takes in the middle of the afternoon, almost like a vampire sleeping during the daytime
mortal: "why didn't you answer my call. i called you at, like 3 o'clock."
bat napper: "i was taking a bat nap."
bat napper: "i was taking a bat nap."
by mattievh July 16, 2008
A power sleep to recouperate before going out for the night. Usually after a hard days work, but before heading out to the dancing.
by Jamie Larkin October 11, 2007
Fap-nap: a nap that occurs after the act of hand to schlong masturbation. Sometimes before the clean up has occurred. Used as a way to fight insomnia and a way to facilitate the sleeping process.
by PedroSteensgardio November 11, 2014