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nutstache

1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.
1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache
by A Friend September 3, 2003
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mustache_izuku

mustache_izuku is way to obsessed with deku”
by Solarsdick June 1, 2021
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Trojan Mustache

When a guy is denied morning sex by a girl who instead falls back to sleep. As an act of revenge, the guy places a used condom over the sleeping girl's upper lip then leaves.
I left that hoe with a trojan mustache after she wouldn't wake up for an early morning grind session
by j Dr G August 5, 2009
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Moustache Whiplash

1. When you are giving a girl head and she is sitting on your face with your head between here legs and she suddenly orgasims causing you to get whiplash.

2. Alternative Punk Rock band from Outer Banks North Carolina.

3. Kissing someone with a moustache leaving your face sore.

4. The feeling of always being at the mercy of a Police Officers.
Friend: Man dude, your mom really gave me a bad case of Moustache Whiplash last night.
by Moustacheman October 5, 2009
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methstache

noun: what a meth addict grows to cover his bad teeth.
Bob, during an 11-day crank binge, grew a feeble methstache to try and hide his severe and irreversible dental decay.
by Drewsky and McFamous October 25, 2009
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moustachey blowy

A blowjob given by a man (or woman) who has a large enough moustache that it tickles the neither regions.

Used in the hypothetical questioning of a mans sexuality to confirm or deny if he would enjoy oral sex from a man.

Combined with one or more pairs of boobs on the side, it becomes a "Magnum Baywatch"
What if you were getting a blowy from a dude. Could you deal with that? What if the dude had a moustache though. What if it was a real moustachey blowy?
by buzzgonewrong May 14, 2011
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Pants Moustache

An overgrown bikini line that's sprouting out either side of the underwear.
You should really get down to the waxing parlour and get that pants moustache seen to.
by Anja_Antares November 12, 2010
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