football mustache

A very thin mustache that is usually worn by a teenager. It is known as a football mustache because it is said that there are only 11 hairs on each side.

The teenage boy walked by a girl and winked at her. She looked back and thought "Eww gross! I could never kiss him, he has a football mustache!"

by holymolyhorsie August 6, 2014

The Original Mustache Mafia

A group of strangely attarctive men wearing the almighty mustache.

Wow, Matt and Ryan sure look like some tough guys wearing their mustaches,They must be members of The Original Mustache Mafia!

by El Peligroso June 14, 2008

mustafar

Where Anakin (he was actually already called vader) gets his arse kicked by obi-wan kenobi. He burns by river of lava, he doesn't actually fall into it.
The burns require him to wear the suit.

Episode III on dvd November 8th.

by Adrian July 24, 2005

mustache fight

Two men violently making out,

or one man and an Italian woman.

Did you see those gay guys? they really know how to mustache fight

by assdan June 3, 2010

Musta-funky

To be eccentrically full of metaphors.

"Man, have you seen this new article? It is so musta-funky!"

by epimorphictales November 14, 2011

Mustache-Tober

The month of October combined with the celebratory act of growing a glorious mustache. Beginning October 1st and ending October 31st. A celebration of men growing mustaches. Created by two awesome and legendary firefighters.

Hey dude are you going to participate in Mustache-Tober this year? Of course, I always grow my amazing facial follicles for Mustache-Tober.

by He's a guy November 1, 2014

Mustache Monkey

When a player is a legit god at a video game

okay so i was playing with my boi freddy and he was absolut mustache monkey

by tairock October 28, 2020