muddy ice

A frozen turd

Mike: I left my turd outside and it became a muddy ice!

Ashton: That's awesome!

by WeinerBoobs February 18, 2014

muddy reindeer

Muddy reindeer - verb
Muddy reindeer must be performed with a white partner but it is the action of performing anal with someone who has diarrhea then pulling out to then push the head of your penis pressing the poop into their back to make it look like muddy reindeer tracks in deep snow.

Man I took Cynthia home and gave her the muddy reindeer last night, best and worst night ever!

by Dumbderk December 17, 2016

Muddy Portal

When one person defecates into their partners anus and they proceed to shit it back into the original members anus. This resembles a brown portal from the classic game, portal. This can go on for days, minutes, hours, really just as long as you keep shitting

Ben made sure to feast on Taco Bell at lunch night because he was going to attempt the Muddy Portal with his girlfriend tonight!

by Shippy69 November 27, 2019

Muddy Popsicle

You take your shaft and stick it into someone’s anus and get it to coat in the brown chocolate. Then you proceed to feed it to a person

I could really use a muddy Popsicle right now

by P@ttycak3 September 20, 2023

muddy seasons

a game where drunk leprechauns fight to the death with suitcases.

“hey have you played muddy seasons?”
“ye mate, just unlocked new character called codie gaskell, when he gets a kill he says ‘wait at stumps bro’!”

by haydenlovesmilfs August 21, 2022

Muddy Waterfall

When one urinates through the legs of another person who is defecating.

Pisser: "Bro, I really gotta piss!"

Pooper: "Dude... I'm taking a shit"

Pisser: "Whatever bro, lets muddy waterfall!"

by fuzzedhead May 23, 2011

Muddy Huddy

A high-calorie blended up Burger King Chase Hudson meal
Contains a spicy Ch’King burger with cheese, 4 pieces of mozzarella sticks (+marinara sauce) and a 16oz chocolate shake

Yoooooo! You have to drink the Muddy Huddy Ian!

by Adult Shawarma October 1, 2021