by Russell Wodell May 29, 2007

When you have a small problem that is supposedly easy to fix, but can’t due to how hard it is to explain the problem
Biology teacher: You have a missing cell lab assignment in my class
Me: But I just turned it in yesterday
Biology teacher: Yeah, I didn’t get any assignments from you
Me: Did I forget to put my name on my paper? Did I turn it in the wrong time?
Me: Darn it. I got a mouse in the house
Me: But I just turned it in yesterday
Biology teacher: Yeah, I didn’t get any assignments from you
Me: Did I forget to put my name on my paper? Did I turn it in the wrong time?
Me: Darn it. I got a mouse in the house
by anonymouslapras2783 September 12, 2019

a young hood rat, somebody who pretends to be mature. who tries to act grown beyond their years by dressing slutty, or giving up the poon easily.
by Kimi is your fucken queen August 13, 2006

by Myke Hubbard April 18, 2006

They've always been godly. However, with their latest album, "We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank", they have reached a new level of godliness. They have reached the Cthulhu level of godliness. I would sacrifice newborn children to them if they requested it, and I consider myself lawful good. I would give myself up sexually to all the members if they requested it, and I'm not homosexual. They have the uncanny ability to become incredibly popular, yet at the same time remain completely and totally indie. They are awesomeness incarnate.
Isaac Brock: You just had a son, right?
Me: Yes, my master Isaac.
Isaac Brock: Sacrifice him to the glory of Modest Mouse!
Me: Yes, my master Isaac.
Me: Yes, my master Isaac.
Isaac Brock: Sacrifice him to the glory of Modest Mouse!
Me: Yes, my master Isaac.
by Rbcok Siaac December 9, 2008

To fix a broken cigarette by emptying out the tobacco from the half of the cigarette with the filter and stuffing the other half into it. Only works if the cigarette is broken near the filter.
by aye girl lemme see January 6, 2009

by mikit April 30, 2008
