monte carlo

The Best Car out there

The Monte Carlo won the Daytona 500 in 1994, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2003, 2004.
The Winston Cup in 2001, 1998, 1997, 1996, 1995, 1994, 1993.

by joe c June 30, 2004

Monte

If his last name starts with an H he's so freaking sexy and he gets all the girls and his penis if so fucking humongous

Damn montes so freaking hot
Monte sticked it deep in my pussy

by Imtheone101 May 25, 2018

Monte

A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Friendship and integredy run throughhis veins and truth and comfort are the gifts it shares - always and without exception. If you need something to you can count on, you need a Monte.

"Monte helped me lose my depression!"

by A.n.o.n.y.m.o.u.s.l.y. D.o.g. November 6, 2018

montgomery, NJ

the preppiest, worstest, rich ass school "like" everrrr. You can find a bunch of white ppl who think they are ghetto fab even tho they're all preppy or punky. You can also find many emo children in this area, and i won't make any comments about every body else.
PS this town sucks

IF you want to go on vacation to a city w/ a bunch of white ppl, preps, punks, and cutters galore Montgomery, NJ is the place for you.

by uknowhoiam April 25, 2005

Montezuma's Mustache

A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.

Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.

by jean anyon July 30, 2008

Montgomery Township(NJ)

Montgomery Township aka Monty, Belle Mead NJ. This town makes up with the "ghetto" of Montgomery Pike Run...which all the preps call "the ghetto" but they should really go to Queens to see the real ghetto. This town is so fake and there isn't one single person who doesn't talk bad about there friends behind there back. Also all the white "preps" pretend there gangster to get attetion.

"Yo yo yo fo sizzle bitches"...a white girl in Monty is most likely to say that.

by monty_sucks May 9, 2005

Montgomery Carwash

When one craps upon a plate and rubs it on his or her partner and then urinates to wash it off.

Did you enjoy the spicy beef? I'm ready for the montgomery carwash!

by Itsjustamodel March 2, 2009