1.if you say it slow enough it sounds like 'mah nigga'
2. you can use it to greet your fellow black people
2. you can use it to greet your fellow black people
"yo whats up monica?"
by tara.l. January 9, 2009
Get the monica mug.A normal sounding workplace title for a sick puppy of a pervert who hangs out on the other side of closed bathroom doors.
Jumping out with her pants still down around her ankles, she started the shit out of him with, “So you are the new bathroom monitor, it’s a pleasure to meet you!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019
Get the bathroom monitor mug.Moniek is a unique name given to very unique individuals. It is an honor to own such a beautiful name and it's even an honor to know a Moniek.
This name is given as a middle name for gorgeous woman -- ones with amazing personalities.
This name is given as a middle name for gorgeous woman -- ones with amazing personalities.
I wish I was a Moniek - I'm so jealous.
I feel like giving Moniek a bad definition, because my name is ugly.
I feel like giving Moniek a bad definition, because my name is ugly.
by clawzyerface November 29, 2009
Get the Moniek mug.Shes so amazing. Shes so sexy. She has the greatest eyes, and the most beautiful smile. Shes the best kisser, too. her personality is to die for. Shes one in a million.
by MoDeRnWaRfaRe August 17, 2011
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monica lewinsky was only doing what they taught her to do in law school
monica lewinsky was only doing what they taught her to do in law school
by flakker December 10, 2008
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A traditional name for absolutely positively undoubtedly the most beautiful lady you will ever meet. Moniques origin can be traced to the ancient Roman word Uniques uni-one and ques-why aka meaning so georgeous they are only one in a lifetime . Monique’s are found In the east Fort Worth region in Texas .Sporting a beautiful tan , heartbreak brown eyes , a smile that makes you freeze worse then will Smith in the movie hitch she will have you looking like a dear caught in the headlights and a Monique's only flaw is that they are sooooooo amazingly beautiful , you will be too intimidated to even act on your feel for half a decade because you will be thinking to yourself ... no f-ing way she is single ... but rest assured when you finally pull your balls out of hoe of an ex’s purse a Monique will see that it was her intimidating beauty and unbelievable kindhearted ways that made you hesitate so long. Monique’s are so pure of heart they make you feel so crooked you feel like if you ate a nail you would shit a cork screw , pardon my Texan . She will straighten you out though , once you see a Monique she will be the only thing you ever want to unwrap for Christmas for the rest of your life !
Only the luckiest of men ever gets to be in the presence of Monique.
"Dogg, why you not hitting on them girls they hitting on you ?"
"I am here with Monique"
"You are the luckyist S.O.B. I ever met”
"No shit surelock Holmes !!!"
A traditional name for absolutely positively undoubtedly the most beautiful lady you will ever meet. Moniques origin can be traced to the ancient Roman word Uniques uni-one and ques-why aka meaning so georgeous they are only one in a lifetime . Monique’s are found In the east Fort Worth region in Texas .Sporting a beautiful tan , heartbreak brown eyes , a smile that makes you freeze worse then will Smith in the movie hitch she will have you looking like a dear caught in the headlights and a Monique's only flaw is that they are sooooooo amazingly beautiful , you will be too intimidated to even act on your feel for half a decade because you will be thinking to yourself ... no f-ing way she is single ... but rest assured when you finally pull your balls out of hoe of an ex’s purse a Monique will see that it was her intimidating beauty and unbelievable kindhearted ways that made you hesitate so long. Monique’s are so pure of heart they make you feel so crooked you feel like if you ate a nail you would shit a cork screw , pardon my Texan . She will straighten you out though , once you see a Monique she will be the only thing you ever want to unwrap for Christmas for the rest of your life !
Only the luckiest of men ever gets to be in the presence of Monique.
"Dogg, why you not hitting on them girls they hitting on you ?"
"I am here with Monique"
"You are the luckyist S.O.B. I ever met”
"No shit surelock Holmes !!!"
"Dogg, why you not hitting on them girls they hitting on you ?"
"I am here with Monique"
"You are the luckyist S.O.B. I ever met”
"No shit surelock Holmes !!!"
"I am here with Monique"
"You are the luckyist S.O.B. I ever met”
"No shit surelock Holmes !!!"
by Jon Michael 44 July 31, 2018
Get the Monique mug.An adult employed by high schools to watch over hallways for bad behavior. The final evolutionary stage of the kid that would always remind the teacher to check the class's homework, hall monitors are usually losers and busybody Karens who feel important because of their petty position of authority that allows them to flex on kids. They suffer from a small man syndrome and are constantly on a mission to bust youngsters for the pettiest of infractions, such as vaping in the bathrooms, loitering after lunch breaks, wearing subjectively inappropriate attire and walking any faster than a slow strolling pace in the hallways.
Hall monitors are peculiarly nosy, prying, arrogant and self-entitled people who feel better about themselves for picking on kids who are more than half their age younger, being extremely proficient snitches. They will normally be in the employ of a high school well into their 60s as they have no desire or ambition to do anything better with their lives and are content with living out the rest of their existence in abject mediocrity.
Hall monitors are peculiarly nosy, prying, arrogant and self-entitled people who feel better about themselves for picking on kids who are more than half their age younger, being extremely proficient snitches. They will normally be in the employ of a high school well into their 60s as they have no desire or ambition to do anything better with their lives and are content with living out the rest of their existence in abject mediocrity.
-Hey man, want to go and smoke a bowl after school?
-I can't, one of the hall monitors wrote me up for Juuling in the bathroom and I've got 10 days of in-school suspension. Don't these people have anything better to do?
-I can't, one of the hall monitors wrote me up for Juuling in the bathroom and I've got 10 days of in-school suspension. Don't these people have anything better to do?
by BiggerGorilla125 February 16, 2021
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