Monning

To use diarrhea as lubricant on the male penis while preforming anal sex on another person while they defecate at the same time.

Nicholas and I had a Monning session in the Applebee’s bathroom.

by Caezrs October 24, 2025

Mons luck

When its bad luck amd things keep going wrong.

You make simple mistakes often

Feels like karma is against you when all you do is good.

When you step in dog poo "mons luck"

When you walk into a glassdoor "mons luck"

When something falls or breaks "mons luck

by Larry don December 7, 2025

Mons

The female pubic mound, short for ‘mons pubis’. Also known as pooch, snatch hatch and vag hanger.

Danny: Man, look at the mons on her. That’s a mons royale.
Bobby: Sure is. Hope it’s not a mons royale with cheese.

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

mon amour

a normal word to say hey to person after 00:00

Mon amour ismail

by ika12 July 22, 2024

Panna Polayadi Mon

A word for Idiot

You panna polayadi mon

by Picasso Kunjappan August 3, 2024

Mons

The main character.

I wish I was more like Mons.

by anonymous August 15, 2024

Mikey Mons

A specific man located on the east coast that has the biggest shlong of the deep blue sea.

Yo, I saw Mikey Mons in NJ the other day at Salzonians.

by Bongler April 24, 2025