When during sex, the male slides his scrotum into his partner's anus and once the rectal muscles close the male will try to pop his genitals out. Like a muskrat pushing its head through a hole in the ground.
by MrKumquats June 20, 2016
Get the Missouri Muskratmug. by Kill the mormons June 14, 2018
Get the Missouri windchimemug. Do you want Oklahoma but with no lakes and ten times as fucking boring? Missouri is right there. Crackheads, drugs, abandoned buildings? We have it all. Wanna shoot up? Ask your neighbor for some heroin! Here at missouri well give you whatever you want if you got a gun pointed towards our head! Well except the rednecks they get a little feisty if you walk across there house. Also perfect for kidnappings! Cops don’t give a shit here in Missouri! Ever wanted all your shit robbed? Welcome to Missouri we’re there’s a pedophile and criminal in every half a mile radius!
Guy 1: Let’s move to Missouri!
Guy 2: I’ve always wanted to smoke laced weed at a kum & go parking lot. Let’s go!
Guy 2: I’ve always wanted to smoke laced weed at a kum & go parking lot. Let’s go!
by The druggy across the stree June 28, 2022
Get the Missourimug. Lets go to that sorry excuse of a state Missouri to see a man fall on his face after being chased by a baby.
by MrBongoMan December 12, 2022
Get the Missourimug. The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
by muncherdave May 15, 2023
Get the missouri catheter napmug. When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.
by darkred22 May 10, 2018
Get the Missouri Frostymug. Carthage is a small town of 15,000 people located in Southwest Missouri, and resides near Reeds, Joplin, and Diamond, Missouri. I happen to live here, so I will tell you about it. Carthage is a place where gas rises, businesses close and open, and overall activity is never-ending here. Some people even get their ass out at night to drive around, or some shit. A pro about this strange city-ish town is that most events take place during the summer. On 4th of July, there are firework stands in every third parking lot/vacant area. The main area of the town is the Square, which holds the Jasper County Courthouse. Some of the area coming in to and leaving the Square are filled with buildings occupied by the Hispanics. There is a Supermercado located across the street from a Mexican restaurant. The Square is basically filled with weird novelty shits and giggles. There are multiple areas with a lot of businesses, those include Fairlawn Drive, Grand Avenue, Fir Road, and Central Avenue, to name most of them. It’s gotten to the point where it's basically a city, so I'll call it a city. There are two McDonald's here. There is a Walmart and a Lowe's here, and every house near the Senior High is built by Schuber Mitchell. And of course, Carthage is my hometown. I love it a lot, but as long as the 6th Grade Center where a High School used to be (it moved), I will be peeing outside. Summing it all up, Carthage is strange, and maybe think twice before moving there.
by Lookatdisdude July 5, 2023
Get the Carthage, Missourimug.