San Francisco Microwave

When two men (most likely) put each other's shit into one anothers asshole,like an alabama hot pocket.... disgusting yes, funny, maybe a little.

"I was told Tim and Clark did a (San Francisco Microwave) last night."

"Well honey, eww, and I'm a straight man I don't care for gross woman gossip."

"You should be more nice to me on my birth day!"

"It is!?!?!"

"Yes!"

"Well how about you give me one and laugh and well, not divorce me."

"YAY!"

"(sigh)."

by Skeeter~Bob January 22, 2011

microwave dick

It's when your dick gets shoved in the microwave and your grandmother turns on the microwave burning your cock to bits. Then it lays there in ashes sizzling you screaming your grandmother points and say HAHAHAHA I'm going to eat that for dinner.

That microwave dick felt nice can I do it again

by Jerrywagner May 5, 2018

microwindowing

The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.

Sean was caught reading his personal emails, so now resorts to microwindowing.

by 01iv3r February 26, 2011

microween

An individual with a very massive penis and plays fortnite 24/7.

Grayson is a microween.

by JewBeaner May 21, 2018

Microwaved Tea

Tea that has become cold but heats up as it becomes more relevant within a conversation

Jenny: Isn't Bianca such a bitch
Jennifer: Ooh I have some microwaved tea about Bianca

by Ethan Fincher June 4, 2019

microwhelming

When you accidentally microdose on 40ug LSD and experience microscopic psychedelic effects.

Bro we should have taken more, this trip has been microwhelming!

by Profesor420 December 6, 2020

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by Michiinavii September 5, 2021