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Mexican Standoff

n : a situation in which no one can emerge as a clear winner. A poor man's Mutally Assured Destruction
That dude had a gun pointed to my head but I had a knife in his gut -- we were in a Mexican Standoff.
by Loogoo Maloogoo September 24, 2003
mugGet the Mexican Standoffmug.

mexican strawberries

Listening to you brag dosn't improve the taste of these mexican strawberries!
by oldschoolio June 12, 2007
mugGet the mexican strawberriesmug.

Mexican Claymore

In the game of Modern Warfare 2 when a camper hides in a corner by a door with an automatic shotgun waiting for someone to walk through and shoot them.
A camper in MW2 with an AA-12 hiding behind a door waiting for someone to walk through so he can shoot him. So when a guy walks thru the door he will set off the mexican claymore and die.
by AcidXrAiN May 3, 2010
mugGet the Mexican Claymoremug.

Snow Mexican

A Canadian working legally or illegaly in the USA.
"Damn Snow mexicans, they're taking all the programming jobs." See also ice mexican, iceback, snowback, mullet
by Rob Tyrie February 6, 2003
mugGet the Snow Mexicanmug.

mexican time

usually about 30-45 minutes after the expected deadline/time.
"ah man, i'm here on mexican time, so i'm not late, hahaha."
by citlali October 26, 2003
mugGet the mexican timemug.

Mexican Cheesecake

You wait till you have smegma on your uncircumcised penis then fuck a lactating mexican woman until her milk and your smegma turns to cream cheese.
I was tit fucking my mexican neighbor who was freshly pregnant and my smegma filled skin mixed with milk made for a beautiful mexican cheesecake.
by KZOO269 June 14, 2019
mugGet the Mexican Cheesecakemug.

Mexican man

Loyal to his beer.
by Trillzomar August 30, 2019
mugGet the Mexican manmug.

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