Meiserstein

meiserly, old man who has managed to save enough money and become very rich. comparable to Scrooge. Meiserstein is what rian wilmeth will slowly progress towards in his older age. known to trick unsuspecting paretns into borrowing large sums of money that they can never pay back, and then taking their youngest male child for sexual services inorder to be repaid.
also see muppet, porro, mupputo

little boy: "no mister meiserstein, my fathers debt to you has been paid off!!, he just needed the money for my momy's operation!!!"

porro: "well well well, it seems that you dont love your mommy very much now does it little boy?"

by Angelica Willams May 23, 2004

menstrief

A quief while on your period.

Ahh, that was a thick menstrief, theres a bloody spatter pattern in my panties.

by Boafaroni August 10, 2009

Merserous

When you feel only slightly suicidal. Not to be confused with murderous.

EX: I feel somewhat on the merserous side today

by Daemona June 8, 2010

mensorium

The level of and the extent to which a person's mind is organized and able to focus on tackling and completing the tasks of successful living, such paying taxes or bills or filling out applications for a job or for college. Also how creative a person can be if they are an artist.

My mensorium dropped significantly when I learned my girlfrend was leaving me. I just couldn't get anything done. depression Now I am suffering from dysmensoria.

by drcedwood February 24, 2013

menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).

girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"

by BillieGoat June 12, 2013

Menstrual Tide

The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.

Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?

Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"

Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"

by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015

menstruapated

when your period just won't start, and there is no reason for it not to. If you would stop stressing and relax, it will come out.

Joe, calm the fuck down, you're just menstruapated. Or
Don't waste your money on a pregnancy test, you're just menstruapated.

by JoJo biddo December 12, 2015