Melissa

A woman who has a penis. Usually from aimwell la.

Melissa is a man

by Charles darpeen July 4, 2024

Melissa

Town whore. Has no girl code. Will throw herself onto your man the moment your back is turned simply because and wanted the love he gave you, because she doesn't know who she is, she's lost trying to be anyone but herself because she knows if she just acts like herself, she'll be standing alone

Damn man I think I caught "The Melissa Crud" . My balls won't quit itching, it's definitely the "The Melissa Crud"

by PrettyPreciseWitty&Petty11223 February 2, 2025

melissa

a person who is jealous of someone else's gummy bear

wow, you are acting like such a melissa

by crocodile123456 April 3, 2025

Melissa

A woman who’s neither pretty nor ugly — someone a man would date or have sex with if he has no other options.

She’s a Melissa, but she’s better than nothing.

She’s a Melissa, but she can get laid pretty easily if she commits to her beauty routine and pulls all the stops.

by Rosestorm September 17, 2025

melissa!

a girl who act like know paragliding but she doesn't.not only she had trouble but she give us trouble.she like to spin inside the washing machine

melissa! the spining in washing machine

by yzhsis6dhjdi November 5, 2019

Mélissa

The worldwide handsome girl 😎
Mélissa = honey 🍯 💛

Use Mélissa if you surch a name for a queen or a princess

by Assilem.974 November 22, 2021

Mélissa

Mélissa is a very beautiful girl, her beauty is so transcendent that you cannot tell her age because she is young in her mind.If you sit with her in a room for a second she will laugh like never before, she makes anyone laugh
She is also emotional and cares for the people she loves. If you need help, just go to her, she will find the solution and she gives the best advice.
She is also passionate and talented, chasing her dreams and doing the things she wants and loves.

Dude yesterday i laughed so hard

Ohh I guess you met mélissa

by That sad boy November 22, 2021