MariusLord

A person who works out his jaw and fingers every day just in case he meets his girlfriend, with whom he talks to 25 hours a day. He also likes to play a lot of Minecraft and Clash Royale. His favorite artist is Death Grips, who is a black guy that just yells in his songs. He spends his free time talking to 12 yo russians. Although he has a girlfriend his lover is Oana.If you squeeze him hard enough he will moan.

MariusLOrd96: I bought you a flower for Mothers Day
Oana: YO MariusLOrd96 Thx

by Miere96 October 20, 2022

Marius

Someone who is too stuck on Minecraft

"you hear about that Marius kid?"
"I heard he spent 18.1h on Far Cry lol"

by pickoearf November 17, 2022

Sphincterus Maximus

An insult meaning asshole. May express, douche, dick, retard, etc.

Jill: Jack is a Sphincterus Maximus.
John: I know!

by LinkMaster03 June 22, 2008

exclutius maximus

Somebody who is excluded often and also a butt.

ex 1: "go away exclutius maximus, you can't play with us."

ex2: exclutius: "Which seat can I take?"
person: "Does she even go here?"

ex3: Tor

by exclutius max December 31, 2011

Jens-Marius

Jens-Marius is a man who is very nice, and a complete gentleman. He is often defeated in arguments. He drives a red car, and like beavers.

That guy is such a Jens-Marius.

You're such a douche, why can't you be more of a Jens-Marius.

by Idvi July 29, 2012

vagivus maximus

Roman terminology for a real jerk

That Joe, he's a pig and an asshole and complete jerk. He's a total vagivus maximus.

by Word Johnson September 20, 2012

bloviatus maximus

someone whose other name should be Blowhardt, who loves bragging more than having three meals a day and uses hyperbolic sentences everytime he/she opens his/her mouth.

The new king is a Bloviatus Maximus.

by Deadman in Hell September 7, 2017