1. When a naughty little man is feeling horny and so he plays with his baboingaboing whilst veiwing pornography.
2. When a lonely, horny girl pretty much fingers herself, usually while thinking of something exciting or having cybersex.
3. Something all guys do. usually cause they cant get laid.
2. When a lonely, horny girl pretty much fingers herself, usually while thinking of something exciting or having cybersex.
3. Something all guys do. usually cause they cant get laid.
1. With his girlfriend away, Kobu mastubated every night while thinking of her.
2. Maria, the star tuba player in her band class, enjoys her monday nights masturbating in front of the computer instead of practicing.
3. Cameron (female): do you masturbate?
John: um YES!!
Cameron: OMG me too!!
2. Maria, the star tuba player in her band class, enjoys her monday nights masturbating in front of the computer instead of practicing.
3. Cameron (female): do you masturbate?
John: um YES!!
Cameron: OMG me too!!
by I, for one, do not touch myself. March 21, 2008
Get the masturbatemug. To masturbate until it hurts too much to continue doing so, and sometimes too much to do other activities.
Ted: Hey Bob, wanna play Twister?
Bob: Eh.. No I don't think so Ted, I just took a huge masturbeating last night.
Bob: Eh.. No I don't think so Ted, I just took a huge masturbeating last night.
by Kiku7 May 5, 2010
Get the Masturbeatingmug. The fat ugly guy couldn't make me come, so I waited until he passed out from exhaustion and then I masturbated.
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003
Get the Masturbatemug. it is what every man and woman has no doubt done at one point in there lives
it is also what some people do everyday because they cant get a girlfriend and/or boyfriend. Its ok its natural to masturbate as long as you don't do it to often. There is even a short saying about masturbation.
it is also what some people do everyday because they cant get a girlfriend and/or boyfriend. Its ok its natural to masturbate as long as you don't do it to often. There is even a short saying about masturbation.
"Masturbation source of recreation"
by brianna is hot August 12, 2005
Get the masturbationmug. by bait masterer October 12, 2004
Get the masturbatemug. 
The way men who are doomed to be virgins forever pleasure themselves. The best way to do it is to use the forehand technique. Trust me, I know. Seriously though, if you can reach an orgasm, you are a true man. SO go try it, do it in front of your mother, your father if you're gay. Which i'm not. So i never did it in front of my father. Trust me.
by Master Masturbate June 16, 2005
Get the masturbatemug.