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Mark

Is very insecure and self-conscious. Likes to try to impress people with bad, sometimes distasteful humor. Fails to see how his actions may affect other people. Could have a heart of gold, but it's buried behind a mask of natty lite and old cigs.
Person 1: You're being such a Mark right now.
Person 2: Yeah...I'm kind of a bad guy *uncomfortable but also self-aware laugh*
by JoeShmo321 April 12, 2017
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A very self aware and quiet person that usually get played by those around him.
He tends to act gay and have imaginary boyfriends even though he’s straight. Although he shows off he can be very kind hearted at times and likes to help people just for the pleasure of it. Marks are also always cool friends and stay till the end, or till someone’s prank hands him the short end
He fucked up, must of pulled a mark

He’s a bitchass mark
by Blue shoe420 December 11, 2017
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Another term for hemeroid due to it being red and bloody
I should get my marks removed, they are hurting my ass..
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Mark is a someone who is a dickhead. Although he might claim to be straight this dude will suck a dick like his life depended on it. He an arrogant, self-centered bastard that won’t wear a hand-me-down. He’s so obsessed with impressing others that he’ll even deepen his voice to sound more macho. Just look at the guy from Shark-Tank. Be careful around a Mark because they will backstab you. They probably eat your Chip-Ahoy! That you specifically told them not to eat or cheat with your wife. And he has a small dick.
I just found out my best fiend Mark was banging my wife!
by A.l.e.x04 September 19, 2019
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This dude is the guy you'll be censoring on your r/niceguys post. Every time he sees another post about him trending he'll post another definition of himself to jack off to. Its also another one of those names. Like Bob, Steve, or Gene. Also Mark rhymes with bark, and bark tea is what naturalists feed to their kids instead of taking them to the hospital. There's also dark, and people don't like dark things, especially when they're named Mark. There are aardvarks, and everyone loves aardvarks, so just name your kid Aardvark, fuck Mark. Mark is a pussy bitch with a tiny dicc. There's a reason dad fuckin left.
Holy shit can you believe Mark just wrote another shitty entry into Urban Dictionary?
by Markie Mark October 6, 2019
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by Thatonepersonnamedme December 16, 2017
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They say Mark lives for his work, Mark's in love with his work, Mark hides in his work from facing his failure, facing his loneliness, and facing the fact he lives a lie. He always preaches not to be numb, when that's how he thrives. He pretends to create and observe when he really detaches from feeling alive. Perhaps its because he's the one of us to survive.
"Mark are you there?"
by real trash October 22, 2018
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