marchetti

A male who tries to act like a man but carries female tendencies and characteristics.

A guy who likes what woman commonly like, such as television shows like Laguna Beach and The Hills, songs about love (always sung by women), and romantic comedies like "Serendipity."

Man, why do you have to be such a marchetti and listen to this Hilary Duff song?

by No Mistake May 15, 2007

marching band

A activity for people with disabilities both mentally and physically.

Hey, that kid in the marching band is not only fat but also a complete idiot!

by checkycubmin September 24, 2017

Frog-Marched

Carl Rove in leg irons with a tie wrap firmly cinched around his nads ... squeeling: "Rivet" ... "Rivet" ... while the FBI slaps his ass with a 2 by 4 forcing him to jump 2 feet vertically and 1 inch forward.

"At the end of the day, it's of keen interest to me to see whether or not we can get Karl Rove frog-marched out of the White House in handcuffs. And trust me, when I use that name, I measure my words".

by Who's To Plame? October 9, 2003

Machen

Machen is a bodacious babe who has big boobs with a bubbly personality; Machen is far from a bimbo with her brainiac like brilliance. Everyone wants to break it down and be with a Machen.

“Man that guy is so lucky he landed Machen, that bitch is banging”

by Machbabe July 9, 2014

marching band

hell on earth. only good when you have a huge band and a teacher who isnt a total cuntwad. something that you can get thrown out of for improvising.

john got kicked out of the marching band because he improvised all his snare parts because his teacher is a fuckface and cant see what a good drummer he is. it didn't help that he made fun of her obesity and he was an athlete

by john gallione December 9, 2008

marching band

A smelly bunch of malcontent teenagers and/or college kids wearing sweaty, ass-scented wool and polyester uniforms running around a football field in silly, often phallic formations, tooting horns and making stupid jokes about fingerings and positions. No one thats anyone likes marching band, and anyone that says they do doesn't have a life.

When in the marching band of Nathan Bedford Forrest High, George W. Bush did lines of coke off the slutty colorguard girls' asses.

by mcdizzy December 15, 2008

Marching Band

The worst thing that ever happened to life.

aka: death

"I hate marching band so much it makes me want to puke"-Cassie

"Well we hate it so much that we want to die" -Meghan and Jackie

by jlawlzm August 7, 2009