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Get the Mr Malteser mug.A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
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by daisydino December 12, 2020
Get the additional mathematics mug.Dirac mathematics is the discrete foundation of computer science.
It argues that if you lop off a portion of a circle with the line from one point of the cut to the other side of the cut in the circle being a-straight-line basically an arc-tangent-length the number points in the "lop" can be, qualitatively, discrete, infinite, or irrational.
If the circle is cut above-but-parallel-to the diameter the draw-distance of the points extracted from the cut portion will be discrete. If the circle is cut BELOW the diameter-halfway point--the line created from the number of points will have an IRRATIONAL draw-distance.
It argues that if you lop off a portion of a circle with the line from one point of the cut to the other side of the cut in the circle being a-straight-line basically an arc-tangent-length the number points in the "lop" can be, qualitatively, discrete, infinite, or irrational.
If the circle is cut above-but-parallel-to the diameter the draw-distance of the points extracted from the cut portion will be discrete. If the circle is cut BELOW the diameter-halfway point--the line created from the number of points will have an IRRATIONAL draw-distance.
Dirac mathematics demarcates a corresponding draw-distance based on whether a circle is cut above or below the line of diameter. A cut at the diameter corresponds to an infinite draw-distance using the number of points (infinite) in the cut.
A cut above the diameter corresponds to a statistical inference; a cut AT the diameter (1/2 point) corresponds to CAUSATION.
A cut below the diameter-line corresponds to a regression--scientifically meaningless.
A cut above the diameter corresponds to a statistical inference; a cut AT the diameter (1/2 point) corresponds to CAUSATION.
A cut below the diameter-line corresponds to a regression--scientifically meaningless.
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Get the spaghetti level mathematics mug.Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.
Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?
Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?
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by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 21, 2011
Get the Can I have yo mathematics? mug.Matheesha, also going by the nickname MathsMaster#8786, is a boy who lacks agility and has a taste for balls of all types (soccer balls, basketballs and more). Generally gets 1 run in indoor cricket matches and does not give a damn about school, farming them "D"s in every subject except learning support. By the way, keep your gay detectors off because he radiates the most gay energy know to man.
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