Low Winds

The most unappreciated section of any marching or concert band. Consisting of the tubas, baritone/euphoniums, trombones, and the baritone saxophones, the low winds are usually responsible for the sweet bass line, and, if the director choosing the music is benevolent enough, the melody. They are usually overshadowed by the higher winds, most notably the trumpets, who often have little respect for the low winds even though the low winds's instruments are usually twice as heavy as theirs and take twice the air. They are often mocked for having easier parts, although it is usually compensated by the heaviness of the instrument. The low winds are usually lazier than the other sections, as their parts are very easy and little practice is needed. Females in the low winds section are uncommon, but they are often much tougher than the flutes or clarinets and are far mellower than their more feminine counterparts, and are envied for being one of the few females in a predominantly male section. That being said, attractive male members of low winds sections are usually difficult to come by, as they tend to be either heavy or unusually sweaty.

The low winds's sheet music for the show was mainly comprised of whole notes and half notes, so they were able to end the sectional early.

by Noraneko May 15, 2010

Low Row

While sitting down with a group of friends, you get suckered out of the group by sitting down first, while your friends all choose the row in front of you.

While entering a sporting event all the cool kids wait til you sit down then choose the row on front of you on purpose to exclude you from the "group"

Onlooker 1.. Haaa look at this ass clown.. He just got bumped out the group! Now he's trying to climb their backs to get in their conversation
Onlooker 2.. Don't be such a dick. it's not like you've never gotten low rowed before
Onlooker 1.. Yaa poor guy needs new friends

by CooDarke July 27, 2011

low t

An abbreviation for ‘low testosterone’. Typically used in a humorous manner to refer to effeminate, emasculating, or otherwise weak persons or activities.

Boy: My girlfriend wants an open relationship & I’m ok with it.

Man: Imagine being this low t.

by Kalarus February 28, 2018

low rider

Refers to homosexual men wearing their pants low on the hip to expose colorful underwear in an attempt to attract a mate. The low riding pants signifies easy access to the mans rear compartment and not so subtly letting the other man know that he is on the down low.

"Since I been wearing my FUBU's low rider style, I been getting hit on by dudes everywhere I go."

by keifermail August 23, 2008

low jack

The ankle bracelet used as a tracking device worn by those under house arrest.

"i can't go to the party, man. I'm still on house arrest. They'll know i left the house cause of my low jack."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

low blow

1) A thought out, verbal attack designed to kick someone while they are down (can also be done in a joking manor where the instigator reaps in the reward of satisfaction.)
2) Kick to the balls

3-AD testers: While in self induced depression over the end of their 3-AD runs.
maceaddy:WAIT! whats all this talk of ending? I still have a whole 'nother bottle to go through.
MWUHAHAHAHAHA
OCC: I'm going to go write an article for urban dictionary for "low blow" and this is going to be the textual example. lmao

by Dave023 April 13, 2008

low rider

a car with lowered suspention ususaly used on cars with hydraulics. very popular with Chollos

Chollo #1: Hey ese, you farted in my low rider

Chollo #2: Yeah, but now it's ganster for life homes

Chollo #3: Chinca tu madre, ella es una puta!

Chollo #4: What smells homes?!

by DEATH5089 November 21, 2006